Better get back to salting your meats and keeping a pantry because fridges are a luxury now.
does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs
SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
what an incredible description but on the other hand i too will never forget this image
i want every single high school musical song played at my wedding
one of my favorite games is thinking up the least powerful super powers. like the absolute minimum effect while still being considered a super power.
the most powerful one we thought of was being able to levitate 1 ounce of water up to 6 inches away from your hand.
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would
the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut
absolute fucking walnut
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
This is the best one I’ve seen.
Via oh hai(:
complaining about social justice blogging is SUCH a privileged thing to do, like i’m glad social justice isn’t always on your mind but some of us don’t have that luxury and can’t enjoy a lot of aspects of life (TV shows, movies, even just conversations) and our only outlet to express these frustrations with a like-minded community is tumblr